wtf is this feeling?
Honest Logos by Viktor Hertz
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Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and…
[all content taken from The Oatmeal]
EVERYONE PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEE LEARN THISSSSS PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE
in everything I wear, just a perfectly round and slighty hard belly…have I contracted some water born disease?
or am i just fat Just Sayin..
Anonymous asked: LOL even if you were going to get "laid" no one would have you... chunky freak xo
My boyfriend of three years may disagree with you on that one..
I can’t imagine you get much action sat behind that computer screen in your bedroom (probably still at your mum’s house) so maybe you’re just another bitter weirdo with no life or prospects and so you feel that badgering me with laughable insults will somehow enrich your pointless existance.
I do agree with you on one thing though - I do believe I am chunky yes, but why do you care? :s