wtf is this feeling?
Honest Logos by Viktor Hertz
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Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and…
[all content taken from The Oatmeal]
EVERYONE PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEE LEARN THISSSSS PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Back to the Future, 1957-present
in everything I wear, just a perfectly round and slighty hard belly…have I contracted some water born disease?
or am i just fat
my boyfriend thinks our cat is our baby
Rupert always looks so mad at me when I leave the house - I should also probably tell you why there’s a pirate in this photo - The house opposite mine has a creepy porcelain doll in the window so my house mate put my boyfriend’s pirate on our living room window ledge facing towards her to scare her away :)
I cannot believe it’s finally done…
45 pages and 11,468 words later, the beast is slain…
My boyfriend of three years may disagree with you on that one..
I can’t imagine you get much action sat behind that computer screen in your bedroom (probably still at your mum’s house) so maybe you’re just another bitter weirdo with no life or prospects and so you feel that badgering me with laughable insults will somehow enrich your pointless existance.
I do agree with you on one thing though - I do believe I am chunky yes, but why do you care? :s